Saturday, September 26, 2009
JAIME FANGIRLS
I love Jaime Lannister. Why? I just do. Can't explain it. He's the best character in these whole freakin books. The whole books should be called "A Song of Ice and Jaime Lannister". His chapters in "A Storm of Swords" were amazing and his chapters in "A Feast For Crows" are the best chapters in this whole shit book. Jenni, I know you hate Jaime because you have no soul, but listen, the dude lost his freakin hand. What more do you want from him, huh? Are you that cold hearted, huh? Stop acting like Cersei. Let's love Jaime together!
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EDMURE FOREVER!!!111!!!!eleventybillion!!!11!!!!11
DOWN WITH BABY KILLERS!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR STUPID TROUT!
AT LEAST MY BOYFRIEND HAS BALLS!!!!
"HE'S EATING SOMETHING CRUNCHY." EH? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. AND THAT'S WHAT EDMURE SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT.
FUCK. YOU.
HMMM. TYPICAL LANNISTER GARBAGE.
YOU DO REALIZE, RIGHT, THAT JAIME WILL NEVER SLEEP WITH BRIENNE? GET OVER YOUR LAME FANTASIES.
TULLY FOR THE WIN!
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WHATEVER. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT MY BOYFRIEND IS AWESOME AND YOURS CAN'T EVEN SHOOT AND BOW AND ARROW AND LIGHT HIS DAD ON FIRE
MY BOYFRIEND COULD BEAT YOURS WITH ONE HAND.
WHO THE FUCK EVEN LIKES EDMURE? SERIOUSLY. I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE. THERE ARE OTHER EDMURE FANS?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! I THINK YOU ARE IN A FANCLUB OF ONE.
JAIME/BRIENNE 4EVA!!!!!!!!111111
REMEMBER THE BEAR!
THAT'S RIGHT, GO WITH THE CROWD. BE A FOLLOWER INSTEAD OF AN INDIVIDUAL. BE A SHEEP. BE A JAIME FANGIRL, JUST LIKE *EVERYOTHERFANOUTTHERE*
EDMURE MIGHT BE A SCREW-UP BUT AT LEAST HE'S A RED HEAD. RED HEADS ARE SEXY. THINK CONAN.
WHY IS EDMURE BETTER THAN JAIME? HMMMMM, LET ME THINK...... OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE DIDN'T TRY TO KILL AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY BY THROWING HIM OUT A WINDOW. HUH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU JUST LIKE EDMURE B/C YOU WANT TO BE ~EDGY. WHATEVER.
I LIKE RED HEADS. I WOULD DO RUPERT GRINT. YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME, H00R!
MY BOYFRIEND MAY HAVE THROWN AN 8 YR OLD OUT A WINDOW. BUT AT LEAST HE'S NOT A PUSSY LIKE YOURS. CASE CLOSED. NO MORE ARGUING. I WIN. BETCH
DON'T BE BRINGING YOUR 'BETCH' IN HERE! I INVENTED 'BETCH'!!!!!
AS FAR AS JAIME, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT. I *LIKE* JAIME. SHEESH.
BUT YOUR DEMEANING OF EDMURE IS JUST IMMATURE AND SHOWS THAT YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN THE LAME-O'S WHO LOVE ARYA BUT HATE SANSA. THINK ABOUT THAT! YOU ARE THE ARYA-LOVER IN THIS SITUATION AND I'M THE SANSA-LOVER.
EDMURE HAS FLAWS. WOW. SHOCKING. BUT HE'S ALSO A GOOD GUY WHO HAS TRIED TO DO RIGHT AND HAS BEEN BASICALLY A RIGHTEOUS, STAND-UP PERSON. JAIME'S STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO BEFORE HIS REDEMPTION IS COMPLETE.
AND THUS ENDS THE LESSON. YOU BEEN SCHOOLED.
HERE IS MY RESPONSE:
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YOU SUCK!!!!111111
PPPTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WELL, I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT.... EXCEPT....
IS THAT WHAT JAIME SAID WHEN THE BLOODY MUMMERS CUT OFF HIS HAND?
WEAK.
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YOU NEED TO GO TO MOTHERFUCKING CONFESSION!!!!!1111111one
YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?!
DISGRACEFUL
BLACKFISH.
THAT IS ALL.
WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?!
that is all
THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS...
TO ISENGARD! TO ISENGARD!
Hodor is best.
Ha! Omg, yes! Fel wins the thread.
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